How would you truly live if money were no object? This week, we kick off with Brandi and Colin’s rich life fantasies—a constant skill-share party and a botanical dream conservatory—before we dive into a bizarre reality: a new study suggesting that gold might literally be growing inside the needles of your garden trees! Get ready for a conversation that blends aspirational living with actual buried treasure.
We’re talking about the version of life you’d build if money was absolutely no object. What would you actually do? For Brandi, she wants to host weekly skill-share parties. Not just a casual book club, but bringing in a professional teacher every week to teach her and her friends something totally new. Imagine: one week is pottery, the next is cocktail mixology, and the week after that? Who knows, maybe competitive synchronized swimming! Her rich life is loud, fun, and full of friends learning awesome stuff together. Colin’s vision is a little more plant-based. His rich life involves building the most incredible, massive, light-filled conservatory—a majestic glass house dedicated to growing the most unique, rare, and exotic plants he can find. It’s a peaceful, humid dream where he can just chill among his botanical treasures.
How are we going to fund it? That led us to this absolutely wild study making us seriously consider digging up our backyards. Guess what? The old saying is wrong—money might not grow on trees, but gold sure does!
Scientists in Finland discovered actual, tiny gold particles (nanoparticles, if you want to get sciencey) inside the needles of Norway spruce trees. We’re not making this up!
The most mind-blowing part is how the gold gets there. It’s not just the tree being cool; it’s the microbes living inside the plant doing the work! The tree’s roots suck up soluble gold from the soil (it’s down there because of deep mineral deposits), and the bacteria inside the needles basically take this dissolved gold and turn it into solid particles.
Apparently, this discovery could revolutionize how geologists look for gold, making it much greener. They could just test the trees for these gold-hoarding bacteria instead of tearing up the land with massive digging projects.
Check out the original article that started our treasure hunt: Money might not grow on trees, but gold sure does, according to a new study.
